{"id":92,"date":"2010-04-16T20:18:21","date_gmt":"2010-04-17T00:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.2soar.info\/word\/?p=92"},"modified":"2012-07-08T10:38:04","modified_gmt":"2012-07-08T14:38:04","slug":"the-break-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/2010\/04\/16\/the-break-out\/","title":{"rendered":"The Break Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">So I\u2019m working in my office on one of the recent glorious spring days\u00a0 with the windows wide open and I hear this crying.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>A dog crying but it\u2019s not familiar crying.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s an unfamiliar dog crying.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>This is going on and on for at least fifteen minutes and then it stops\u2026completely.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;\">I look out my office window and sure enough there\u2019s a black lab mix in the parking lot.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>He broke out and is roaming around the parking lot, peeing on whatever strikes his fancy, checking out the buildings and no one is coming after him? <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Now he\u2019s headed for my building. No, around the back of my building.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Ok, I just can\u2019t let a dog run around without supervision.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Call me crazy but the cars are bigger than him and he doesn\u2019t seem to notice.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019m glad he\u2019s headed around the back of my building because it\u2019s safe back there near the forest (that\u2019s another story).<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">I close my girls in the office so there\u2019s no incident in the making and head out my back door.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Here he comes\u2026so I open the gate to my deck and call him up.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Actually it was more like woosy woosy woosy come here boy, you get the picture.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Up he comes; I close the gate and gotch ya!<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;\">So now what?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>I put him on a leash and off we go to find his family and check out the scene of the crime.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>I walk him around to where I first noticed him and I don\u2019t see anything unusual\u2026 until I look up.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>This little escapee came from out of a second story window. Really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;\">Now I\u2019m checking for broken bones, scratches, blood\u2026nothing.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Its super dog!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Ok, I text Muriel with my usual snappy remark and now I have company in my little adventure.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>There is knocking on doors, inquiries to neighbors (who were not at all happy with the little guys crying, or was it howling?) and then waiting.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;\">We took our little escapee for a short walk when someone new pulled into our street.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Now I don\u2019t know all the neighbors but I\u2019m pretty sure I know all the dogs and who goes with whom and this person seemed new and this dog seemed new soooooo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">We walked toward where he parked his truck and we asked him, \u201cIs this your dog?\u201d<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Now when you leave your condo, the one on the second floor, and smooch your dog good bye you\u2019re pretty sure that one of your neighbors isn\u2019t going to be asking you if this is your dog.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>The look on the poor guys face was priceless\u2026it is my dog he stammered.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Sawyer, how the hell did you get out?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>We pointed up to his mangled screen in the window and I thought he\u2019d faint.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;\">Sawyer was extremely happy to see his Dad and his Dad was extremely happy and grateful to see him.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Another happy ending on Stowe Lane.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri; font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I\u2019m working in my office on one of the recent glorious spring days\u00a0 with the windows wide open and I hear this crying.\u00a0 A dog crying but it\u2019s not familiar crying.\u00a0 It\u2019s an unfamiliar dog crying.\u00a0 This is going &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/2010\/04\/16\/the-break-out\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[193],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ordinary-pet-legacies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p27hQ5-1u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":807,"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions\/807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ordinarylegacy.com\/word\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}